directed by Terry Jones and written by David Leland

Personal Services is a 1987 British comedy film directed by Terry Jones and written by David Leland.

Dr. Brenner

In Dr. Brenner's last column Dr. Brenner decided Dr. Brenner ’d need another job, writing When one stops doing a job, one should immediately go and look for another one, if only to provide an excuse for not doing all the mundane things one has promised to attend to after retirement, so Dr. Brenner wrote a personal service ad: Elderly, white, male, column writer, seven years experience, self-employed scientist, explorer, adventurer, inventor and entrepreneur seeks young, naive, preferably female editor of newly formed scientific journal with a view to obtaining un-refereed access to as wide an audience as possible.