martial arts

Gymnastics, figure skating and synchronized swimming are sports that incorporate dance, while martial arts kata are often compared to dances.

brooding commentaries

Extremely reminiscent of cold war sleepers like 'Gorky Park' and 'Reds', Gymkata is one of the most carefully scripted and brooding commentaries on American foreign policy during the Reagan years.

a new kind of martial arts film

As I’m sure you’ve gathered by now, Gymkata was a feeble attempt to create a new kind of martial arts film, starring an actor who has all the personality of a Pommel Horse.

multi-game equestrian competition

A gymkhana is a multi-game equestrian competition held to display the training and talents of horses and their riders, particularly in speed events.

like a genre of porn that has to deal with gloryholes in gym bathrooms

Gymkata sounds like a genre of porn that has to deal with gloryholes in gym bathrooms.

pure, unfiltered madness that feels like the result of a 9-year-old�s sugar high fueling a whacked out dream that reimagines Enter the Dragon as a backyard sandbox epic filled with ninja action figures patrolling the wildest playground obstacle course imaginable

Gymkata is pure, unfiltered madness that feels like the result of a 9-year-old�s sugar high fueling a whacked out dream that reimagines Enter the Dragon as a backyard sandbox epic filled with ninja action figures patrolling the wildest playground obstacle course imaginable.

dance-drama

It is traditionally a dance-drama genre of performance art, where the artist(s) and musicians play out a mythical story, a spiritual message or devotional poem from the Hindu texts, using symbolic costumes, body movement, expressions, gestures and sign language set out in ancient Sanskrit literature.

about a gymnast fighting mentally ill people to death on a mysterious island

, GYMKATA is about a gymnast fighting mentally ill people to death on a mysterious island, INVASION U.S.A. is the most ridiculous (and enjoyable)

THE DRAGON

Based on the novel “The Terrible Game” by Dan Tyler Moore, GYMKATA is the timeless tale of, well, ENTER THE DRAGON but with all the good elements replaced by bullshit.

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Rhythmic gymnastics is a purely feminine sport that combines elements of ballet, gymnastics, theatrical dance and acrobatics, both with equipment and without equipment .

the timeless tale of, well

Based on the novel “The Terrible Game” by Dan Tyler Moore, GYMKATA is the timeless tale of, well, ENTER THE DRAGON but with all the good elements replaced by bullshit.